10/30/05
Binghamton,
NY.
Three. This is not the answer to “how many licks does it take
to get to the middle of a Tootsie Pop?” It is the answer to
the number of games it takes to for the L.A. Quakes to implode.
12,351 Bruin faithful were sent home from Broome County Veterans
Memorial Arena happy after the home team rallied from a 2-1 deficit
in the third period to defeat the Quakes 4-3. After the game,
you would have thought the world was about to end if you talked
to any of the Quakes. Goaltender John Gornick, who was brilliant
in stopping 22 of 26 shots was not happy. “We should have
won or at least tied this *&#*$ game! You can’t have *#&%*
rookies taking stupid
*&*%$&*&#*%&*%$&* penalties in a tight hockey
game! That *^&#$^*%! Idiot cost us at least one point
and maybe two. We’re out here busting our *&*)&* and
*&)*@#&* can’t keep his *)&*@#*)* composure because
he thought he got *&^@^&^#@ tripped! Boo *&)#$*&*)@
hoo! And NO, I don’t know what Razo was thinking when he made
the perfect break out pass to the &^(&*&#@ Bruins!”
screamed Gornick.
The
two incidents that Gornick referred occurred in the third period.
Young Jeff Allen after being tripped, leaped to his feet and decked
Bruin forward David Nash. Nash received two minutes for tripping
and Allen got a double minor for roughing. Tony Mullen scored
on the ensuing power play and the Bruins led 3-2. Adam Bogorad
tied the score at 3-3 with 5:30 seconds remaining after receiving
a pass from Jeremy Menkee and making a beautiful move to elude the
Bruin defense. After slipping by the defense, Bogorad put
a shot high in the right corner of the net. The “Razo Incident”
happened in the Bruin zone. David Tempkin won a draw and sent
the puck back to Ray Razo. Razo, in an effort to get off a
quick shot, somehow misplayed it and the puck squirted away backwards
from Razo, through defenseman Bob Reefman’s legs allowing Ryan Townsend
to have a breakaway from the Bruin blue line all the way in. Townsend
faked left and then tucked the puck behind Gornick’s outstretched
leg for the game winner at 15:47. The Quakes had a couple
of excellent scoring opportunities in the last minute with Gornick
off the ice but were unable to convert. The best opportunity
came with 15 seconds remaining when Bogorad wound up with the puck
all alone in front of the net. He wound up hitting Bruin keeper
Vern Halquist right in the crest. “I tried to go high to the
glove side but the puck rolled on me at the last second. I’d
like to have that one back,” said Bogorad. A crestfallen Ray
Razo commented, “That was a bonehead play on my part. I’ve
already apologized to the team. Sometimes things just don’t
go your way.”
The
Bruins took the early lead only 3:43 into the first period when
Sean Cronin hit a wide open Manny Jones with a pass. Jones,
who had snuck in behind the Quake defense, blasted a shot from the
left side past Gornick. At 15:15, Razo ripped a wrist shot
off the cross bar past Halquist. Greg Shaw and David Tempkin
picked up the assists. The Quakes took the lead in the second
period when David Tempkin, after receiving a pass from Menkee, slid
a back hander past Halquist. Bill Burden also picked up an
assist on the goal. The Bruins tied the score early in the
third when Jason Pringle got Gornick moving right to left and then
ripped a shot over his shoulder on the short side to tie the game
2-2. Nash recorded the lone assist on the goal.
The
Quakes were without Jeff Sax and Nick Wood who were both scratched
because of disciplinary reasons. The two were caught out after
curfew in a gentlemen’s club in the Binghamton area. Also
missing was coach Randy Carbone who was unable to get out of Keokuk,
Iowa after watching the farm club play on Saturday night. CFO
Larry Glasscott was not amused, “I told that ()*&(&(B Carbone
not to go to Iowa. Does he listen to me? Of course not,
he thinks he knows everything about *&*()#$&)*(# everything!
He will be fined for this, that dumb &*#$*)!! I’m also
not happy with the scheduling. The league is out to get us!
We’ve played three games in three time zones. That’s a lot
of &*(#$&)*#&*)# travel for a &*)&_(*_#@( veteran
team. I don’t give &*)#&$*## if the league fines me
for these comments, someone needs to pull their heads out of their
*&%$ in the front office. Now we have to cross the
*&*@#&# country and play again in two days. What the
&*()@#&@*( is that? I’m also not happy with Allen.
I hope he likes Mexican food because he’s going to be in &*(#$&*)#&#$()
Tucson if he continues to play like this. I hear Andrew Johns
is playing pretty good, maybe it’s time we bring him up for a look!
And that *&)#$*&# Gornick is making a lot of money to stop
the puck! I’m not paying him to make easy saves, he needs
to make the tough ones. That *&#(@)#$&*@()&* always
has an excuse!” screamed Glascott while petting Snuggles.
Gornick had to be physically restrained by Gary Wells and Leo Stefanov
when told of Glasscott’s comments. “That *#$&*(#)(#_(#$.
He couldn’t stop a beach ball from the *@&#)@*(#&*)( blue
line if his sorry *&)_#($ life depended on it. Why doesn’t
he go screw the pooch since it’s the only *(#$(#*_ he hasn’t *#$&()#*_!”
Stefanov said, “I don’t know where Larry gets off saying this stuff.
He needs to work his calculator and sign checks and leave the hockey
to the hockey people.” Wells added, “This is *(#)$&*(#
ridiculous. My ass is sore from sitting on an airplane so
much.”
Even
Burden, the usually calm general manager, was irate, stating, “I
agree with Glascott. The schedule maker has his head up his
*#&$! We’ve been all over the *(*@##W(_ continent and
the teams we’re playing have been basically on *#($&#) bus trips.
I’m also not happy with the officiating. They only called
one *@#&$*)&#*&*$&*) penalty on the Bruins all night.
Those guys aren’t #$(*_#($*# angels. I do agree with
Glascott about Carbone. He needed to be here not in *#&)$*#
Keokuk. We’ll have a long talk when he gets back. Now
we have to fly all *(#&$)#*( night and try to be ready to go
on Tuesday.” Team owner Roger Lucich, fresh from purchasing
a thoroughbred farm in Kentucky tried to be the voice of reason,
“We’re a professional team and we’ll do what it takes to continue
to deliver quality hockey to our fans. The boys have to understand
that things are not always going to be perfect.”
Jeff
Allen sent equipment manager Martin Viveduk out to face the press.
In broken English, Viveduk said, “Jeff is sad. He in tears
now and feel shame. Next game be better he tell me to tell
you.”
The
home opener is Tuesday night against the Quakes nemesis from the
great white north, the Medicine Hat Monkey Time. Before the
game, long time GM Burden will be honored by getting a plaque in
the builders category of the Quakes Hall of Fame.
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